Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Bowling

So now that I'm allowing myself to drink in moderation again, I decided to do a little experiment at the bowling alley last night. I bowled 2 games with no beer, and then 2 more after drinking a 22 ounce Sam Adams.

Before Sam
90, 80

After Sam
130, 133

Sure, I changed my technique after everyone pointed out that the ball was falling out of my hand after game 2. Sure, I had 2 games of practice before games 3 and 4. Coincidence. Pure coincidence.

I'm tellin' you, they should really test professional bowlers for alcohol...it's like Popeye's spinach to the bowler.

1 comment:

  1. To add even further evidence to your point, I too drank a 22oz beer between games 2 and 3, and my scores ALSO rose accordingly...with no change to technique.

    (Actually, the reason I even got the beer was because the first two games sucked so bad I had to try SOMETHING...it worked, so now I know what I have to do every time)

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