Remoresful Duff

Wow, so that was quite a day. Not really sure why I started writing the lyrical stylings of Humpty Hump and the Big Tymers last night...guess that's the fun of the drunk post. Drunk posting is like a box of chocolates...chocolates filled with alcohol.

Feeling pretty lousy today, and then I looked in the mirror...

HOLY HELL!

WOW! I look as good as I feel. Glad I've got a haircut at 1 today. Better not step on the scale- I retain water like Sally Struthers.

I had a good time yesterday- went bowling, watched some good basketball, and hung out with my friends. I don't THINK I did anything too silly, aside from repeatedly asking Natasha "we're going bowling, aren't we??? please say we're going bowling!" I tend to get a little repetitive when I drink malt liquor.

But still, looking at my ramblings from last night, my disheveled appearance this morning, and feeling the throbbing pain in my head validates my decision to take a break from the madness for a bit. I'm pretty sure I'll still be the entertaining gentleman you all know and love when I'm sober...but I may not call you at 3 am quite as often.